Love, grub, and a couple of schlubs squeezing into skinny jeans to celebrate the joining of two souls. Bring on the corn! Allen is hungry, daddy!
Upcoming Shows
Another weekend, another wedding, another day we forgot our tissues. Okay, maybe we used them already. Pass the corn, Allen needs to be fed.
Yes, another private event where we celebrate two people committing to love and loyalty. God, I hope they serve corn.
That’s right, we do corporate events. Really hoping we bag one for Big Corn next year, but these people are blast. Hopefully, they remember the corn on the rider! We needs da kernels.
We’re kicking off the opening ceremony with a little bit of rock, a whole lotta roll, and all types of fun…and hopefully some corn. Corn rocks.
WE R SO BACK!!! One of our favorite shows of the year! Tunage, beers, and plenty o’ chedda. CheeeEEEEse! And you know we ain’t skimping on the corn!
THE ONLY TIME TO SEE US IN MINNEAPOLIS IN JUNE!
If you haven’t seen us at Bunkers, have you ever even seen us? Did I just hear a tree fall? Is that burnt toast I smell? Why is my left arm numb?
Come on down for some corn on the hog!
Doors 8pm
Show 9pm-1am
$10 at the door
Cash only (ATM on-site)
If you haven’t seen us at Bunkers, have you ever even seen us? Did I just hear a tree fall? Is that burnt toast I smell? Why is my left arm numb?
Come on down for some corn on the hog!
Doors 8pm
Show 9pm-1am
$10 at the door
Cash only (ATM on-site)
Yes, we do private birthday parties!
Yes, we’re gonna wear paper hats.
Yes, we’re gonna eat way too much corn!
No, you can’t come unless already invited.
#CornOn
Yes, we’re gonna wear paper hats.
Yes, we’re gonna eat way too much corn!
No, you can’t come unless already invited.
#CornOn
After our year long sabbatical, we’re back in the bear cave. Some say we never left. Others know we were busy searching for corn. Can’t wait to see all you beautiful Stewartvillians. Stewwwwwarrt, we comin!!!
So stoked to be back up in the Northland. Red, White, and Blue and corn as they say. This is honestly one of our favorite gigs. Can’t wait to try on our new American flag costumes and start practicing our bird tricks! This shows gonna be a stunner. Happy 250th, America!!! You don’t look a day over 229!
Half the band. A quarter of the talent. Come grab some delicious food and watch us attempt to do what no one has ever done…an acoustic version of Mr. Brightside. Will there be corn? That’s up to you.
We’re teaming up with our good buddy Kyle Brewer to put the pee in Shakopee. Songs we didn’t write, beer we didn’t make, and corn slathered in so much truffle oil you can smell it from Burnsville. Let’s Go!
Silver Bay we’re coming and we hope you bring the corn!
We’re playing Bay Days with our good friends ATARI.
And while the Bay Days are memorable, the Bay Nights are unforgettable. Yeeehaaaw!
We’re playing Bay Days with our good friends ATARI.
And while the Bay Days are memorable, the Bay Nights are unforgettable. Yeeehaaaw!
What’s better than sitting by the river munching on some sweet corn?
Why music of course.
Music played by men in their late 30’s, at a C- level.
Come on out and catch what some have called “Hard to watch at best”.
Let’s do this, Hastings!
Why music of course.
Music played by men in their late 30’s, at a C- level.
Come on out and catch what some have called “Hard to watch at best”.
Let’s do this, Hastings!
You’re probably tired of hearing about private events. Why would we even post private events on our “shows” page? Well the answer is simple: If we don’t, the petulant corn mongers stop feeding us the sweet grain nourishment we require to sustain us through matrimony season. Corn is love. Corn is life.